I had an amazing holiday with my family and friends. The food was excellent and the wine bountiful. I am lazing the day away in my jammies. Today is a day of rest for me. I did some black friday shopping but a slight hangover helped me back into bed at 7:30am until 1. Now I am feeling relaxed, my mom sent me this video and I had to share:o

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Happy Thanksgiving. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday weekend!

What the F*ck Friday!!

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My friend Theresa started this a few weeks ago and it was fabulous. Today is WTF friday and this has been a week plum full of them.

I am looking for a job in a town that is laying people off left and right. WTF people quit firing your employees it is the fucking holidays assholes. Some companies need to do some internal reorganization instead of firing people, it is a week before Thanksgiving and instead of a turkey people are getting pinks slips…WTF!!

Speaking of the holidays, where did the year go? I swear it just flew by. I am not ready to go shopping and fuck I don’t have a job & that just blows monkeys balls. WTF

We have 0 children tonight and instead of going out and doing something we are home. For like the 3rd time this year he has to work sat at 6am….WTF!!


I have a pound of ground beef, 6lbs of pork shoulder and 20lbs of turkey in the fridge and we are eating Chinese takeout for supper…WTF…lazy much?


I do have a serious love affair with Crab Rangoon they are wonderful yummy creamy crunchy bits of heaven.


I have ruined every single batch of chocolate chip cookies I have made this week….really what in the fuck is up with that…..I am concerned….WTF

I have gained 4lbs this week...WTF…oooh may be all the stuff I have been baking…note to self give more away….WTF is the point in baking then.

Ok my food is getting cold now, I have had some interruptions on this post. Now my food is needed reheating…WTF

So please add your WHAT THE FUCKS for the weekJ

Sioux Falls, SD

If you are in my area or will be for Thanksgiving. I encourage all of you to attend this wonderful event!

Thanksgiving Day

Run For Food

Thursday, November 27 8:00 a.m.

The Banquet is very grateful to be the recipient of the "Run for Food" event.
Runners and walkers are gathering at The Banquet on Thanksgiving morning to get in some exercise before feasting on turkey. You may chose from a 3 mile or 6 mile run or a 1 mile walk.
Organizers suggest a $10.00 donation to The Banquet. There is no registration, no t-shirts and no frills. This is just a time for runners to get together.
The run starts at The Banquet at 900 E. 8th St. The route goes to Falls Park and returns to The Banquet. Last year’s run raised $3,570 for The Banquet.

I was shocked I have not blogged for a week thank goodness I did not sign up for NaBoPoMo this time I would have failed.

Well there have been some interesting happenings since I was last here. Obama won the Presidential election and I am thrilled. I will not go into more detail as I have spent the past week debating with uneducated people who would rather spread hate and rumors than get to know our new President and truthfully I am fucking exhausted by it. If your view is different from mine lets agree to disagree and move on. I am sick of people bitching about it. DONE.

I am looking for a job. I know I said I was going to wait and just go to school but nope have to do something before I become a certified lunatic. BORED BORED BORED. I have been baking my buns off and found myself unable to come up with something new so now it is time to walk away from the kitchen for a bit. For some reason I come up with better recipes when I am supposed to be doing something else...hmmm...go figure.

Other than that I am addicted to Facebook if you are on it and want to be added to my friends list shoot me an email. I am reading everyones blogs just been lazy commenting. Hello I have been using my facebook chat like a mad woman though. OK I will be back later. I know this post sucks...deal with it...my boobs are being smooshed right now by my VS Very Sexy push up so I am losing the bra and going to the couch!!

Time for Change

I started this post as a little encouragement to get out and vote tomorrow but decided to head a different direction. If you do not vote in the election I do not want to hear a flipping word for the next 4 years about how any one thinks the president sucks. My philosophy is "Don't Vote Don't Bitch" by not voting you take away the right to have any opinion on what our countries next 4 years are like. Got it?

Tammy, Theresa & Tash if McCain & Palin win I am moving in with one of you. Please pray you do not have a 4 year house guest!!